Gaddafi

President Barack Obama said
that the "noose is tightening''
around Libyan leader Muammar
Gaddafi's neck and NATO forces
will soon take out the Middle
East dictator.
Somebody forgot to relay that
message to the Libyan
commander, because his new
tactic in defending himself
against the constant NATO
bombing campaign is employing
and training close to 500
women to fire their weapons to
protect him and Libya.

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What is it with Gaddafi and
having women fight his battles?
The Libyan leader is known to
be escorted by female virgin
bodyguards everywhere he
goes; now he’s enlisted
everyone from teens to
grannies to do his fighting for
him. Can anyone say, coward?

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Moussa Ibrahim, a government
spokesman, said the women are
now joining the armed forces
against NATO. "We are training
them. Their main role is
defending homes. We have no
plan to send them to the front
line. They are not trained for
that, and our army is very
effective," he said. He pledged to
make every mother, "a bomb, a
killing machine."
He insisted the regime was
strong and there was no
possibility of surrender. If these
women were smart they would
turn the guns on Gaddafi and
make him fight his own battle.

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Graduates from the program
said that, "We love Muammar
Gaddafi and we want to save
our country, he made us happy.
He makes us eat and makes the
country free to do what we
want. Before, we weren't free."
Who knew Gaddafi was a
feminist on the low? Let’s take a
look at some of the women
taking care of business in Libya.